20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing
cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't
disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do
something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label
it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gottenover their caffeine
addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write
"For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In
accordance with The prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than
walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to
go."

12. Go to Wal Mart and put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the
poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area
and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends
you can't attend their party because you're
not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Hard?

17. When the money comes out of the ATM,
scream "I won, I won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running
towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your
lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to
the economy, we are going to have to let one
of you go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity......

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