Friday, July 29, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Funny Surnames....
Guess what ppl...?? I just met this guy in class today ...and his surname was "BOOB". Lol..i had a hard time controlling my cheeky grins when he introduced himself to me . I've heard of surnames like "bush" i.e george bush ,But this one really takes the cake. Imagine your state if someone comes up to you and introduces himself as "hello...i'm krishnan boob". And for the rest of the class ..all i could think of was boobs. Almost got thrown out bcoz of that .LoL..,but it really made my day ...
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Thursday, July 21, 2005
A.T.M Woes...
Is'nt it so irritating when ur standing next to the A.T.M ..and all the guys before you get their cash...and when its your turn to withdraw,..the network goes down !! aaaaarrgh... !!! Today was like the umpteenth time this has happened to me . Why me lord ..?? Why me ?? I pay my dues , maintain a good bank balance , and even answer the silly questionnaires they send me . I must have been an evil moneylender in my previous life...and this is just god's way of getting even with me ...
while i'm at it... Here's a random observation...
How a man withdraws cash from an ATM.
1) Park the car
2) Go to the ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away
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How a woman withdraws cash from an ATM
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to the ATM
6) Hunt for the ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to the ATM
18) Take the ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for 1/2 mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive on.
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while i'm at it... Here's a random observation...
How a man withdraws cash from an ATM.
1) Park the car
2) Go to the ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away
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How a woman withdraws cash from an ATM
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to the ATM
6) Hunt for the ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to the ATM
18) Take the ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for 1/2 mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive on.
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Sunday, July 17, 2005
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Friday, July 01, 2005
Colors make me drool...
This one is for all you spazoids out there who think they're too smart !!
Look at the chart below and say the COLOR of the word,
not the word itself.
Why is it so difficult? Because the right half of your brain
is trying to say the color, while the left side of your brain
is trying to say the word. Understand..?? Ermmm...never mind,
Get back to your LEGO kit..
Look at the chart below and say the COLOR of the word,
not the word itself.
Why is it so difficult? Because the right half of your brain
is trying to say the color, while the left side of your brain
is trying to say the word. Understand..?? Ermmm...never mind,
Get back to your LEGO kit..
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