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Thursday, July 21, 2005

A.T.M Woes...

Is'nt it so irritating when ur standing next to the A.T.M ..and all the guys before you get their cash...and when its your turn to withdraw,..the network goes down !! aaaaarrgh... !!! Today was like the umpteenth time this has happened to me . Why me lord ..?? Why me ?? I pay my dues , maintain a good bank balance , and even answer the silly questionnaires they send me . I must have been an evil moneylender in my previous life...and this is just god's way of getting even with me ...


while i'm at it... Here's a random observation...

How a man withdraws cash from an ATM.

1) Park the car

2) Go to the ATM

3) Insert card

4) Enter PIN

5) Take money

6) Drive away

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How a woman withdraws cash from an ATM

1) Park the car

2) Check makeup

3) Turn off engine

4) Check makeup

5) Go to the ATM

6) Hunt for the ATM card in the purse.

7) Insert card

8) Hit Cancel

9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.

10) Insert card

11) Enter PIN

12) Take cash

13) Go to car

14) Check makeup

15) Start car

16) Stop car

17) Run back to the ATM

18) Take the ATM card

19) Back to car

20) Check makeup

21) Start car

22) Check makeup

23) Drive for 1/2 mile

24) Release handbrake

25) Drive on.
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1 comment:

SeniorGato said...

Theres nothing more annoying that having to wait behind someone who takes thier time at an ATM...