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Monday, August 29, 2005

Truly Inspiring ....

Today I had gone out to dine with a friend 0f mine whom i hadnt met for a long time. He's the type of guy who has a different outlook about life. While we were having dinner at a restaurant , he told me this little story which really set me thinking ....

There were two Buddhist monks who had to cross a river . Now there was a young girl who had to cross the river too , but was scared that the river might be too deep for her to manage. As in Buddhism , it was forbidden for the Buddhist monks to even touch a female . So the first monk just ignored the girl and waddled across the river. Now the second monk who was much kinder offered to carry the girl on his shoulders and safely crossed the river with her . Upon seeing this the first monk got enraged , but dint say anything to the second monk. After walking for about an hour the first monk finally let out his anger and said ...."You know it is forbidden in our religion to have any contact with the opposite sex , yet you carried that woman across your shoulders....?? "

Upon hearing this the second monk just smiled , and said " I had only carried and left her on the bank of the river , but it is you who is still carrying her in your mind.... "

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Friday, August 19, 2005

Naked Fridays.....

Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your
tan.

And...the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
ever again.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Hai-Ku-d Not Understand...

Haiku poems dont make much sense to me ...except for leaving me more confused than i was before ...

weird people ..these japanese are...

Here are a few gems,
must you read them,
without a brain...

# I want to sleep
Swat the flies
Softly, please.

# After killing
a spider, how lonely I feel
in the cold of night!

# A lightning flash:
between the forest trees
I have seen water.

# In all this cool
is the moon also sleeping?
There, in the pool?

# Night, and the moon!
My neighbor, playing on his flute -
out of tune!

# I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching.

# Right at my feet -
and when did you get here,
snail?

# A whale!
Down it goes, and more and more
up goes its tail

and my personal favourite...

# A sudden shower falls -
and naked I am riding
on a naked horse!

HUH... ??? WTF ??