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Friday, May 20, 2005

Star Wars Sucks ....

Okay okay ...I know I have incurred the wrath of star wars fans everywhere...But its not the entire series I'm talking about . In fact ...I loved the 3 star wars movies which were made back then...But the newest three (i.e the prequels ) are nothing more than a two and a half hour display of fireworks !! I'm sorry...I haven't been able to blog as often as before . I had my semester end exams going on ..And they just got over yesterday , so I decided that going for the "worldwide release" premier show of the latest installment of star wars would be a good idea. But it all went downhill from there onwards.. I ended up missing the first ten minutes of the movie, but I doubt it was anything more than someone getting shot down or some lightsaber being stuffed up somebody's ass.George Lucas was someone I used to look up to as a director , but I guess age is really catching up with him . I mean , come on George ... I don't go to a much anticipated star wars movie just to be put thru a two and a half hour ordeal which in the end leaves a bitter taste in my stomach. I'm not a 10 year old kid who gets fascinated by men fighting it out with blue and red lightsabers ..., I need a good story to satisfy me , and an equally well written dialogue too. But sadly , it has none of those. There is hardly any "meaningful" dialogue in the entire move , other than the constant "yes sir" or "may the force be with you " ... And just when u think things seemed to get interesting , the camera just zooms around into some intergalactic freeway !!! aaaaarrrgh !! Now that's what I call poor editing. Considering the amount of times the lightsabers were flashing throughout the movie , I ended up with a severe headache by the time it was over . I wonder why such movies don't carry an epilepsy warning . LOL. Anyways ... What a waste of a good day....Hope you've had a better one !!

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Threesomes Are Fun And Natural....

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It always pays to be on the top of things !! ;o)

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Mumbo Jumbo...

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
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Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

And,

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5* 4 7* 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Never thought about it like that before, huh?