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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Dr. Stooge's Purity Test


Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than me?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it with a champ?
Have you done it with a vamp?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on the couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity. :o)

6 comments:

Tammy said...

Thanks for visiting my blog.....I have to wait until I get home to really visit yours....it's a little too racy for work. I'll be checking you out tonight ;-)

Zombie_Flyboy said...

Dr Stooge is way better than the other guy. I love this purity test.

Good stuff.

Nölff said...

I'm not too pure, but I liked the rhythm of the test.

Lois Lane said...

Yes, no, yes, being married I must say feels that way, yes, yes, yes, and yes. Yes, no, yes, no, no, no, no, I'm thinking no, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no. Thanks for visitng me on my blog! And now you know more about my sex life than you probably should. ;) Have a great weekend!
Lois Lane

Ray said...

thanks for the wonderful feedback ppl. my score was a suprising 48. dunno how i managed to get be so good lately.And NO...i havnt done it with the dead yet.Still waiting for some pretty gal to drop dead at my feel. Sigh ... !!

Zombie_Flyboy said...

Ok. I finally got the time to answer.

No. No. Yes. Yes(Just kidding). No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. The animal kind? No. The womanly kind? Yes. No. Don't know. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. No. Do handcuffs count? Then Yes. Love = Insanity so Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. (Unless you mean ugly girl then yes) No. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No. No. Yes. Yes. No.

I got 56 I think. Some of my answers were conditional, so I my score isn't totally accurate.

Fun test.