Greetings Maggots.. !!

Hello...and a warm slimy welcome to all you maggots who crawled up here .
I'm back, recovering from a nearly devastating bout of dysentery... and i'm glad to say that atleast the walls of my loo are pretty colourful now .. although brown isn't my favorite colour .

During those turbulent times (boy ..were they turbulent !!) ... i just sat thinking that how great we as humans pride ourselves to be ...and how a single microscopic organism can bring us to our knees ( in my case it was my butt ) . Never ever underestimate the power of a stale tuna sandwich ... As innocent as it may look ....coz its just slyly waiting there .... only to be consumed in one of your gluttonous binges...and ready to take you for a trip to hell and back !!

Just to support my stand ..I did a bit of research on the net ...and there were some very interesting and shocking facts i came across , for example :

DID YOU KNOW ......

...that a glass of milk contains 15 types of harmful bacteria... and drinking a glass of milk everyday reduces your lifespan by 45 sec/day ?

...that a bar of chocolate contains atleast 4.5% of bugs and critter content...and regular consumption of chocolate can lead to massive cardiac arrests ?

...that having sex regularly is bad for your health and can lead to severe bone and tissue complications and even lead to partial paralysis ?

...that exercising regularly can have a detrimental effect on your health and can cause your bones to become brittle and crack ?

...that a cup of coffee a day can lead to permanent brain damage in the temporal lobe of the brain and lead into an irreversible coma ?

...that ice cream causes your tongue cells to freeze and de-freeze , causing damage to their cell-structure and is a main cause of 70% of all oral cancer cases?

....that every slice of cheese forms 0.1 mm wide clog inside your arteries and every 30 grams of mayo raises your cholesterol level by 23% ?

....that the author of this blog is a demented asshole and that you are a complete moron to have read through all the rubbish posted above and actually believe that everything he's written is true ?

Looks like i'm gonna go to hell for this one ...lol.....cya there !! ;o)

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