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Saturday, February 19, 2005

Dead pigeons tell no lies....

Another day ...another dumb blogging attempt by the genius in "me". Some people don't just give up..do they ?? Its that human spirit that has kept humanity from the verge of extinction. The willingness to copulate... even though you've got a wiener the size of a peanut... the determination to ask that hot chick from chemistry class out ...even though u know ur the last person on earth she'll ever consider going out with. That's the magic of the human spirit .. which knows no insults ..has no boundaries of shame ...and can stoop to the lowest level possible in order the fulfill our lewdest desires. But then ...That's what makes us so unique ...so special ...and in some cases ..so stupid . Sometimes i begin to wonder (which usually happens when i'm constipated and waiting my turn outside an engaged toilet ) ...What would this world have been like if we didn't have the so called "human spirit" (and I'm not talking about vodka here ) inside us ?? Would you be any worse than the dumb , annoying , weird , pathetic bastard that you already are ?? Would you still be wasting your dull and boring life by spending time reading nonsensical blogs like this one ?? Would you still be watching the exploits of desperate wives on t.v ?? This is a very debatable topic ..and i'm sure "YOU" as a well informed reader that you are , will have something to say. But sorry..!! ..i really don't wanna know what u think ...and i dont care either !! ..and i'm sure that in spite of all the insults and the bullshit u've gotten from me today ...you'll still come back here tomorrow for some more of this crap ...coz after all ..you've got a little of that human spirit inside you too !!

P.S : A drunk guy merely speeds across a stop sign ...
But a stoner waits for it to turn green !!

1 comment:

Bitch from Hell said...

i love your blog, and i will be back, lolol, absolutely agree with your ps there..true that!