The next pope, Yoda must be....

Since the pope's condition is critical, and nobody’s expecting a miraculous recovery this time, I guess its time the Vatican pulled up their socks and started hunting for the new pope. Here's my description of the person who I think will most likely be next pope...

YODA ...!!




All of you remember yoda from the star wars trilogy . This cute lil furry old guy has mass appeal and has touched the hearts of many. A very strong contender for the papal seat ...he is 20 points ahead of hopeful Danny Devito.

Here's why our boy scores over the others :

1. He's almost 900 years old... an essential criteria.

2. Respected senior member of the jedi council.

3. Has had an assassination attempt.

4. Meditates (read: sleeps) more than he talks.

5. And when he does talk ...nobody can understand what he's mumbling.

6. The force is strong within him...