Dr.Zeuss's Editorial....

He's all over the news these days ... and i'm sick of hearing all the propoganda against him , coz i think he should be left alone . Most people out there dont realize his significance . No , i'm not talking about the moonwalk...its the purpose he was sent back here for !! MJ is actually a sophisticated dance monkey sent back in time by the ape people a.k.a the planet of the apes inhabitants. He was sent back in time as a reminder to us all of the damage that continous botox treatments , plastic surgeries and fake noses are going cause to our genes, and the freaks our descendants are gonna look like !! If you dont believe me ... take a look :



The resemblance is uncanny !! ...And this is no coincidence . A truth known to an elite few , i decided to share this secret with you all ,coz i think MJ's days in this era are numbered , and he has fixed the time machine and is ready to go back to his time.Those kids on his ranch were actually woking on fixing the broken time machine, but once the info leaked out ...they had to cover it up with child molestation charges !! So before it is too late ..i urge you to pay heed to what MJ had come to tell us. Do you really want ur kids to end up looking like him ?? There is still hope people...ditch all those botox shots , dump those silicon boobies , and make this world a better place, ...for you, and for me, and the entire human race , there are people dying ... if you care enough for the living .... .... .... ... ...................

The little voices in my head...

It's just the way i'm feeling right now ...

I'm Tripping on Russian Water

I just realized that i havnt written anything here for a long time . Actually it took me around a bottle of vodka and some natural orange juice ( no preservatives added ) to realize that.The best part about getting drunk is that you dont give a fuck !! yeah...that feeling when the alcohol cruises thru your veins ...warming you up faster that pamela anderson's playboy centerfold would.Its estatic ...its erratic ..and its so fucking cool . i've gotten drunk like a zillion times before ..so its not like i'm some juvenile getting drunk for the first time . Heck no ...!! Its a scary thought ..but i'm beginning to feel that alcohol brings out the best in me ... i'm more confident , my inhibitions are lowered , and the self-conciousness and fear vanish . its like a whole new "me" .. a "me" i would like to be 365 days a year . The careless carefree "me" .. without a care in the world . i know its just temporary ..and i know it'll be a nasty hangover tomorrow morning .. but still ..its worth it. A few dizzy headaches and nausea is a worthy price for a vacation into a wonderland where i am the king. Anyways ...Gotta crash now... my eyes are flickering faster than the speed at which your turd gets flushed down the loo.Guess i'll just pass out listening to some heavy goa trance music.Under normal circumstances ppl dont understand what trance is all about ... but when ur in the "elevated" state of mind.. the music just comes alive !! Sorry for all the cheesy remarks and the ultra long post.. but seriously ..you can forgive a loveable drunk guy ....cant you ?? ;)

My thoughts exactly....

Calling all retards....

I recently read somewhere that one out of every ten people who read blogs are retarded! Now considering that my blog gets around 500-600 hits a day (yeah..whatever!! ), I decided to put out something for all those peabrained dumbfucks who visit my blog just coz they can salivate at the sight of the colourful pictures. If you think that Sharon Stone is one hell of a big rock....this one's for you ... ENJOY !!

Happy birthday to meeeeeeee ....!!

Heya ppl. It's my birthday today...and i've recieved only 3 anthrax laced birthday cards this year !! :o( ..wot a pity !! but still , Like every year , this time too ther'z a huge mob of chicks gathered outside my crib jus waiting to get inside... i wonder why ?!

Convergence.....

It had to happen some day .....


The new NOKIA 6969

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Ouch... !!

This pic had me reaching out n clutching my 'nads . That must've really hurt !! Spanish omlette anyone .. ??

The next pope, Yoda must be....

Since the pope's condition is critical, and nobody’s expecting a miraculous recovery this time, I guess its time the Vatican pulled up their socks and started hunting for the new pope. Here's my description of the person who I think will most likely be next pope...

YODA ...!!




All of you remember yoda from the star wars trilogy . This cute lil furry old guy has mass appeal and has touched the hearts of many. A very strong contender for the papal seat ...he is 20 points ahead of hopeful Danny Devito.

Here's why our boy scores over the others :

1. He's almost 900 years old... an essential criteria.

2. Respected senior member of the jedi council.

3. Has had an assassination attempt.

4. Meditates (read: sleeps) more than he talks.

5. And when he does talk ...nobody can understand what he's mumbling.

6. The force is strong within him...